Brilliantly smart-ass responses to completely well-meaning signs

Boy, did I need a good laugh today!! I have been in a bad mood since I woke up this morning, so I really needed something to brighten my day. I'm sending a great big "thank you" and "smoochies" to my friend Kevin M. for posting this on G+.

Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they're going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wise-asses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. You'll be so glad they did.

Almost all of these signs are really funny, but I think this one is my favorite!


  1. I wish I had a pic of the sign I saw recently in the Ladies room at the smoothie place:
    "Employees mus "wash" hands"
    They used the quotes around "wash," ummmm, does that mean "pretend to wash your hands?" or "wash, don't wash, just play along if the health inspector comes by"
    I'm tempted to go back just to get a pic of the sign, but I'm afraid of the rampant potty-related germs now.


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